Some of you… most of you know that I became an ordained minister back in April. This past Saturday Reverend Chadwick performed his first wedding. I think I was probably more nervous than the couple I was marrying. What was funny was that when it was done and everyone was cheering for the couple, I heard a cheer for me, “Way to go Chad!”. So thanks for that.

So anyone looking to get married just let me know. I have several packages available to choose from!

drunk reverend
hungover reverend
narcoleptic reverend
bitter divorced trying to talk you out of it during the ceremony reverend
gotta pee reverend
continuous cell phone call reverend
highly emotional reverend
“Haven’t i seen you up here before?” reverend
stuttering reverend
Texas shotgun wedding ceremony - instead of “I do’s” it’s “YOU BETTER”
Princess Bride ceremony - “Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togethaw.”
Goth ceremony
Punk rock ceremony

If you have other ideas for your wedding ceremony or a type of reverend you would like perform your ceremony, just let me know!